ANNUAL SPRING TRIBUTE TO GETTING OUT

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**This blog is for entertainment purposes only. Professional stunt dogs were used. Do not try this at home. Actually "getting out" can result in incarceration, injury, death, or loss of treats. Poppy Bainzer is not legally liable for the consequences of getting out.

For my good pals back East

Heard it's been raining like crazy!! Don't worry, dogs can swim pretty good. They don't even have to take lessons or anything. They can just jump right in and swim real good. They're pretty good at it too. Shake off real good when you come in from a walk (or swim), and you should be fine. I'm a meerkat, and I'm Poppy's guest blogger, because she's too lazy to get off her mope spot today. She says it's always raining in her soul, so she doesn't feel sorry for anyone. Poppy keeps saying, "That's my world, welcome to it." I don't even know what that means.

Newest joke around here

Well, the newest joke around here is lame, as per usual. Everyone's saying I remind them of some raccoon on some lame eyeglasses commercial. That doesn't look at all like me, and I don't walk like that. But whatever. Have a good laugh at my expense. I hope it's the cherry on the cake of your day. Hardy-Har-Har.