New Violation of the Clear Skies Initiative

If I've said it once, I've said a hundred times: You let one violation slip by, and the next thing you know, you have flagrant malefactors running amok. Let me set you no-good-niks straight about a few things. Flag Toppers are not against the Clear Skies Initiative in and of themselves; just the shiny ones are verboten. Have you ever perchance seen the blinding spectral glare when the sun hits a shiny flag topper just right? It's maddening beyond all measure. It's like the atomic bomb and the Eye of Sauron got married, had offspring, and ran it up a flagpole. Well, I for one am not saluting. I'm leaping and bounding and barking like mad, and this is going on my permanent list of grievances. That's how I draw a bead on you, and once it's drawn, you're the one who's going down.