The President's New Dog

You've probably heard of "The New Deal". Well, let me introduce you to "The Raw Deal". The Raw Deal is basically what I'm getting every waking minute of every single day of my life! I just can't get a fair shake. I always thought that if a dog could get a fair shake anywhere, it would be in the White House.

Then I heard that President Obama was going to adopt a dog that really needed a good home. I so hoped it would be me. I thought that, just maybe, he would notice my ceaseless efforts in support of the Clear Skies Initiative. I thought he would hear my bark across the miles, and rescue me from this dump. I could have helped him so much! I could have basically replaced the Secret Service. No one can bark their little head off like I can. No one!

It must have been my stump. Liberals are so anti-docking. I hate my stump. I hate myself. I can't even look in mirror anymore. All I see is a failure, a reject, a dog who never got a fair shake. The pathetic thing is....I still love Obama.