Hmmm, does happy and dumb here remind you of anyone you know?
I won't mention any names, but it rhymes with "Ribby Bawkenson"
I won't mention any names, but it rhymes with "Ribby Bawkenson"
Flaubert: "To be stupid, and selfish, and to have good health are the three requirements for happiness;though if stupidity is lacking, the others are useless."
I don't like happy shiny people. They bug me. When I see them on walks, I want to bite them, but I'm afraid I'll catch something. Like stupidity.
Happy people just don't live in the real world. They're just plain delusional, and it bugs me. I know a guy who knows this guy who's got a cousin named Fred, and Fred's girlfriend's babysitter is dating this guy who is an editor for APA, and he says he has it on good authority that "Pathological Happiness" will be in the upcoming DSM-V. Good. The jig is up; happy people are nuts.
Once we get all of those pathological vacuous happiness freaks medicated, then we can get down to business. I like getting down to business, but that doesn't mean it makes me happy. I just like it, ok?
Happy people just don't live in the real world. They're just plain delusional, and it bugs me. I know a guy who knows this guy who's got a cousin named Fred, and Fred's girlfriend's babysitter is dating this guy who is an editor for APA, and he says he has it on good authority that "Pathological Happiness" will be in the upcoming DSM-V. Good. The jig is up; happy people are nuts.
Once we get all of those pathological vacuous happiness freaks medicated, then we can get down to business. I like getting down to business, but that doesn't mean it makes me happy. I just like it, ok?
Yeah, that's more like it.
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