SOME THINGS ARE JUST WRONG

Every time I see a helicopter up in the sky, I just want to bark my head off until I go insane.

Helicopters are just plain wrong. If you need that explained to you, then you are an idiot and I'm not even going to waste my precious time explaining the obvious to an idiot.

I won't even get to say "I told you so" to all of the idiots someday, because they will all be dead. BECAUSE OF HELICOPTERS, YOU IDIOT!!!!