WHAT A JOKE

I thought maybe today, for once in my life, was going to be a good day. Man, I sure had another think coming.

First of all, I really had to go pee, but those people were just snoozing away. I could have gone in the hall, but I'm a little more dignified than that. Trilby goes in the hall everyday, and blames Max! I guess you can get away with anything when you're the cute one. So then those people finally decided to get it in gear and take us on a so called walk.

A "Walk". What a joke.

It was like 10 seconds long; I had time to pee and sniff one lousy bush, and then they're dragging me up like 50 flights of stairs with that stupid leash.

Don't even get me started on breakfast. Those people keep calling it dog food, but I'm pretty dang sure it's just some gravel they picked up off the Wal-mart parking lot.