Possible Conspiracy

There's been an increase in helicopter flight patterns in various regions lately. I can't give you any more details than that, because it's probably above your pay grade, even if you're in the mix. If you're a civilian, just continue living your innocent little life; don't go chasing waterfalls.

This is all I can tell you that I know for sure: A certain yours truly may not be 100% Schipperke. And don't think that helicopters weren't involved. Apparently, there may be a little truth to the recent rumor that recombinant geneticists messed with my DNA when I was just a puppy. I think I remember certain details. I do remember being in a big black helicopter, and I'm pretty sure I remember the scientists conspiring with the helicopter pilots to MESS WITH MY DNA!!!

And now, when Those People tease me about looking like a bat, and a seal, and a cobra, they don't know how close to the truth they are. I'm pretty sure those geneticists spliced bat, seal, and cobra DNA into my own, and that's why I look the way I do. But don't take my word for it. The pictures speak for themselves. You be the judge.