Violation 1
Time: 11:26 a.m.
Place: Parking Lot
Personal Note: I've always hated that golf cart that the maintenance crew drives around in. Even though it is technically "on the ground", it always seemed like it was violating some code. At the very least, it just plain bugged me. So I always barked at it quite a bit. Imagine my chagrin this morning when I saw that they had tied a bunch of balloons to it! It was insanity.

Violation 2
Magpies in various locals during the duration of various walks within the limits of, but not limited to, the city limits of the city I'm limited to. Not all birds violate the CSI Act of 2004, but magpies definitely do. Magpies, and also any and all hawks that land on the railing of my back porch definitely do violate both the intent and the literal translation of the CSI, and they will be cited and barked at to the full extent of the law.

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